this is perhaps the best photoset that has ever been put together on this site
|interviewer:||guess which 3 albums were top selling in the UK last year|
|ed:||adele, one direction and me|
|interviewer:||yeah! how about that! ... though how could one direction beat you?|
|ed:||they've got a huge fanbase|
|interviewer:||yeah, they've got a good song as well. "little things", have you heard of it?|
|ed:||my bank balance has|
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
Bert. #1 Photobomber!
“That’s how you do it” - Bert, after showing him the picture
The snort I produced upon laying my eyes on this photo.
Oh my god, he looks straight up photoshopped in. I love you Bert.
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD AND I’M IN CLASS OH MY GOD